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RON: Where are you going?
TOM: Leslie’s not here today. No boss. We can do whatever we want.
RON: I’m your boss.

TOM: That’s a good one, Ron!

 

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“Our set is the happiest place on Earth” - Mike Schur

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Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to go endorse ten beers into my mouth, because this has been an incredibly stressful evening.

Parks and Recreation, 4.15 “Dave’s Return”

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annie-banks:

never-ending list of dudes i want to please secularly ♦ aziz ansari

My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?’ and I go, ‘Yes—but I like danger.’ We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car’s on fire. You go, ‘Aziz, your car’s on fire. Aren’t you upset?’ I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No. I knew this was gonna happen.’ And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.

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