intro post 

welp

• hi
• i’m hayley
• i’m six feet tall
• and i like to brag about that a lot
• i tend to make a lot of text posts
• that i later delete
• because of reasons
• also please realize that i’m in a lot of fandoms
• so if you’re following me for one specific reason
• you’re making a mistake
• i have a lot of ships too
• basically if it has a name
• i will ship it 
• with anything else that has a name
• i watch too many movies
• i have a lot of feelings about happy feet
• parks and recreation is the greatest show
• the inception fandom will always remain my favorite
• marvel owns my soul
• moon knight and iron man are cooler than you
• the avengers is going to be the death of me
• same with the hobbit
• i have a thing for supercars
• chris pine is my numero uno
• though he’s rarely on my blog
• also i’m completely infatuated with zoe saldana
• and tom hiddleston
• and tom hardy
• and akanishi jin
• and robert downey jr
• and aubrey plaza
• and also jaimie alexander and armie hammer and emile hirsch and brit marling
• and some other people, but it’s mainly just them
• my tags are rather cruel
• especially when it comes to tom hiddleston
• but i do it out of love
• also if you don’t tag your posts i will probably not follow you
• unless you’re really cool
• and that’s me
• in a nutshell